The Cal Man

My best friend's name is Russ. He is smart, handsome, strong, courageous, brave, assertive, friendly, magnanamous. . .all around just a beautiful person. I wish I could be just like him. In fact, I wish the whole world was made of people just like him. Just a lot of Russ's walking around. "Hi Russ," one would say. "Oh, hello, Russ, I didn't see you there," the other would reply. And so on and so forth, ad infinitum. From now on, please call me Russ. This is the name I wish to be called.
yeah right, russ.